1. Milf
2. Yin & Yang
3. Shots
4. Bitch Factor
5. Addicted to Sex
6. Backyard Parties
7. Darling Fever
8. Life's a Bitch
9. Little Miss RoundHeels
10. Voluptuosity
11. World of Gemini's
12. Rain Rain
13. Luckbag the Truckstag




1. MILF
Takin a trip down to the mall
Watch them mothers at the grocery store
Big fat hoochies or tight top whores
Mid-life crisis stories they've got it all

Talk about swing baby swing
Groove baby groove
Rock baby rock
Hot frocks, lock stock
Watch them shop

MILF fat mummys
MILF Mrs honey
MILF a little chubby
But i don't give a fuck about that
MILF just playin
MILF what I'm sayin
What? great damein' latin asian
MILF from the ghettos
MILF with the stilettos
MILF italiano's
What I'd give for a chunk of that
Fat mummy's
Mrs honey
Ladies and gentleman boys and girls
MILF Motherfuckers

Knock on the door let me in
Baby I'm the pool man its time to swim
Mow your lawn maybe pull out your weeds
You cant get much better than these bad deeds

Talk about swing baby swing
Groove baby groove
Rock baby rock
Hot frocks, lock stock
Watch them shop

MILF fat mummys
MILF Mrs honey
MILF a little chubby
But i don't give a fuck about that
MILF just playin
MILF what I'm sayin
What? great damein' latin asian
MILF from the ghettos
MILF with the stilettos
MILF italiano's
What I'd give for a chunk of that
Fat mummy's
Mrs honey
Ladies and gentleman boys and girls
MILF Motherfuckers

Talk about bored housewives
Watching them days of our lives
Don't hold me tight, take a bite
Fuck me in the kitchen
While hubby's workin' wishin'

MILF fat mummys
MILF Mrs honey
MILF a little chubby
But i don't give a fuck about that
MILF just playin
MILF what I'm sayin
What? great damein' latin asian
MILF from the ghettos
MILF with the stilettos
MILF italiano's
What I'd give for a chunk of that
Fat mummy's
Mrs honey
Ladies and gentleman boys and girls
MILF Motherfuckers

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3. Shots
I've been shoveling shit all day
Cos i can't handle the shit you say
You cry about the weather
Frown at all the facts
You aint gonna get anywhere like that

I aint got time for something
That aint got time for lovin yeah

Just have a little shot
We will be ok
And we aint gonna stop
Untill our troubles run away
And we'll pass out in the sand
On a summer night
And everything will be alright

I cant care about the tears you cry
Cos when i ask you wont tell me way
You're screamin at your mother
Cursein at the cat
You aint gonna get anywhere like that

I aint got time for something
That aint got time for lovin yeah

Just have a little shot
We will be ok
And we aint gonna stop
Untill our troubles run away
And we'll pass out in the sand
On a summer night And everything will be alright

No harm in a drop
When you've worked all day
Just have a little shot
And make the troubles go away
And we'll pass out in the sand
On a summer night
And everything will be alright

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5. Addicted to Sex
I want to be a better man someday
I try to believe
I'll only be a better man someday
If i choose to leave

All the little girlies on me
I ran it straight from my dream
An addict to the ginger
She steals me with one finger
And i want to be back to the way i was Sex addicted to sex
Addicted to the best
But i want to fall in love
Sex i never want to rest
Addicted to the best
But i want to fall in love

I want to be a family man someday
And control what i crave
I want to have a little kid someday
But will i behave
All the little girlies on me
I ran it straight from my dream
An addict to the ginger
She steals me with one finger
And i want to be back to the way i was
Sex addicted to sex
Addicted to the best
But i want to fall in love
Sex i never want to rest
Addicted to the best
But i want to fall in love

Nobody knows my name
But those who play the game like me
How will i ever change
And if i do who will see
Can i really stop it
I really want it

I'm playin games all over town
Dirty skanks dirty skanks dirty skanks baby
And now i cant seem to settle down Addicted to the ginger
And i want to be back to the way i was
Sex addicted to sex
Addicted to the best
But i want to fall in love
Sex i never want to rest
Addicted to the best
But i want to fall in love

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7. Darling Fever
Wallet and a pocket go with change
We share the same crazy brain
Plates and a knife and a folk
Go together like how we talk

I've been thinking in my mind
I want to see it through this time
And rethink all my needs
And recolour my dreams

Darling fever going on
By myself by myself
Darling fever wont you come
By yourself by yourself

Nights and lights and starry weather
I want this moment to last forever
Kiss my lips and give me a hug
Make me smile by killing this bug

I've been thinking in my mind
I want to see it through this time
And rethink all my needs
And recolour my dreams

Darling fever going on
By myself by myself
Darling fever wont you come
By yourself by yourself

I don't know how one person can make
Where you are seem like a mistake
I dont know how all this time
I thought i was fine but i was having a cry
Help me through this hole
Cos love took its toll

I've been thinking in my mind
I want to see it through this time
And rethink all my needs
And recolour my dreams

Darling fever going on
By myself by myself
Darling fever wont you come
By yourself by yourself

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9. Little Miss RoundHeels
Jayne Jayne on the brain
Bunch punch, daisy chain
Buttered bun, let her run
Ask her how it feels
Little miss roundheels

Yeah yeah I know she's charity
But I can's stop her with her hands on me
Yeah yeah i might get a disease
But if I die, I'll die being pleased

Bad tramp, china clamp
Every night the whole damn band
She's someone's daughter
She's someone's mother
Ask her how it feels
Little miss roundheels

Yeah yeah I know she's charity
But I can's stop her with her hands on me
Yeah yeah i might get a disease
But if I die, I'll die being pleased

Open your bunch up and let me take a run up
Heels round, go down, untill the sun up
Just for fun but, never cum to raise the funds up
Play's like a game, ten to one if you're a punter
But i wonder, how this bike gets ridden around town with no wheels
Its little miss roundheels stay still
I'm a slap you like mosquitoes taste like burritios
Wack and leave you limpin

Pimpin pushin but just like a cushion
Swingin along the foot path just shakein her tooshin
Jaws drop and then eyes pop
Cos everyybody knows this girl is hot to trot
See what we got here is a fine collection
Of legs that go to heaven headin my direction
Soft like spring fields extra value deals
This bitch goes by the name
Little miss roundheels

Use me like a pornstar baby
Go public than stage me
Exhibitionism fizzin
Are you watchin?
Are you listenin
Hands on man around pants down
Line them up I'm doin around
Top down, let them caress them
God bless them, than mess them
Who ordered a honey roll over and lettuce on top
Who wants to take me and never stop
I want to be your miss hound meal bunny
And I'm gonna tell all my friends them honey
Don't get me wrong, I aint a whore
I'm just a friend of the band thats all
Come on baby let me show you how it feels
I'm little miss roundheels

Yeah yeah I know she's charity
But I can's stop her with her hands on me
Yeah yeah i might get a disease
But if I die, I'll die being pleased

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11. World of Gemini's
Black charmed in sunny weather
I like to get together
Trophies of someone's wife
Someone's sister or someone's life
Hello can i place an order
One whore and someone's daughter
Or big sister can i kiss ya
Cos i want to hear you scream my name

This is how i get by
Living as a gemini
Save me from tomorrow
Cos I aint comin home

Black cats are friday nightin
Fuck carved in scarlet lightnin'
Full moon and the devil's cryin
About the evil things I'm always tryin
Hello can i place an order
Thai food is someone's daughter
Or home brewin can i fuck you
Cos i want to hear you scream my name

This is how i get by
Living as a gemini
Save me from tomorrow
Cos I aint comin home

Two faced insane psycho maniac
Up down anywhere you want to rock

Eo non minifutu (repeat)

This is how i get by
Living as a gemini
Save me from tomorrow
Cos I aint comin home

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2. Yin & Yang
Love and power grows with confession
Trust in liars proven when tested
Touch and feelin is nothing but a blessin
Cos i can't get your body off of me

Thunder and fire smiles at good sexin
You with another discover my obsession
Bed for after, bring us good restin
Cos crazy is the only way to be

I got the fire that burnt the beast
I am the liar you are the cheat
The thunder came in time
I am the sour you are the sweet
I have the power you have the heat
And we'll never say goodbye

Black strapped lip fat asked me for some slappin
I brought her a jack attack and she gave me a little lappin
Six hands happened use your imagination
Cos crazy is the only way to be

I got the fire that burnt the beast
I am the liar you are the cheat
The thunder came in time
I am the sour you are the sweet
I have the power you have the heat
And we'll never say goodbye

You and me nothing but free
Cos we were meant to be together
We are bad motherfuckers

I got the fire that burnt the beast
I am the liar you are the cheat
The thunder came in time
I am the sour you are the sweet
I have the power you have the heat
And we'll never say goodbye

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4. Bitch Factor
The bitch don't love me anymore
Mind games bullshit mind games
Pretty little tittle tattle for a battle
Man down
Chain chains pussy whipped chain chains
Evil betty when you're ready
Come on and put me down If all my love mean's something
Why's my name such a bad bad word
Tell me what's in your head
When you kick me out of bed
When the sun rises
You can be what you want to be
But you can't be a bitch to me
The bitch don't love me anymore
I've got a bat, gonna shut her up
Cos I've been rocked for far too long I've got an itch, gonna cut it off
Make this bitch see that I wasn't wrong
How can you laugh at the taste
Of my blood drippin down your face
When my blood dries
You can be what you want to be
You can beat me up
You can be a fuck
You can be a slut
You aint never ever gonna be a bitch
To me

The bitch don't love me anymore
Who's gonna be beggin on the floor
When i throw you out the door
Now i have the power I can be what I want to be
You can't be a bitch to me
The bitch don't love me anymore

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6. Backyard Parties
Wash up boys its time to go
Forty hours breakin bones
Dirty clothes, need a hose
cos I aint labouring no fuckin more

Pen down girls its five o'clock
friday night, time to rock
Pick the frock, lookin hot
Forget those numbers and shut that shop

Network calls to social scores
Boys to hounds, girls to whores
Mums with chores fuck them all
Remember those nights drinkin yourself to the floor
Daddy's bottle of burban for the suburban
There's a new BBQ but it doesn't get used and abused
Wipe off the cobweb glue and stew
And sing "I got you babe"

What do you say
Lets have a bender here and everyone can stay

Yeah yeah backyard parties no-one cares
Yeah yeah cut the rug or grab a chair
Rock yeah split a slap and smoke some green
Yeah yeah Friday night comes once a week Joint joint, duke duke

Cocktail night and a sess for every pint
Sex at every site, end it with a fight
Four cylinder wank, two combat lights
Fuck off crashers this is my picket right

Wrong time to regret and if you're hard or if you're wet
There's a lounge down the back
So sattle up and get set
Toasted marshmallows picket fence meadows
Cruiser bong battle's, who's spewin in the shadows

And the neighbour's will curse for every fifty hertz
And thats the first of all consecutive bursts
I laugh it doesn't hurt you can try to complain
But I'm running high on ragein and your daughter's on the same
The boys in blue, who made the call
I bet you it was you
"We've had some complaints of aural disturbance"
Yeah the bag next door is screamin murder through the curtains

What do you say Lets have a bender here and everyone can stay

Yeah yeah backyard parties no-one cares
Yeah yeah cut the rug or grab a chair
Rock yeah split a slap and smoke some green
Yeah yeah Friday night comes once a week Joint joint, duke duke

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8. Life's a Bitch
Been bleedin and needin
My days are only teethin
Back bonein and groanin
My time I spend is stonein
Disowned by my woman
She says its always stormin
Need lightin no fightin

Life can be a bitch at the best of times
I've gone a little crackers in this world of mine
People say I'm playin with a half a deck of cards
But its my hand and its my yard

This time I'l stop cryin
I'll do no better whinnin
I'm tellin I'm yellin
Nobody bothers helpin
Get out of this town
Everything is found
Old fashion old passion
This cash needs some trashin

Life can be a bitch at the best of times
I've gone a little crackers in this world of mine
People say I'm playin with a half a deck of cards
But its my hand and its my yard

There's no day called yesterday
Please smile and make the tears go away
It's night time and I'm afraid of the dark
Cos its not over, its not over

Tonight is the night I'm gonna set it right
Confuse the confusion and cover up the bruisein
I'll fight ya I'll fight ya cos now i am a fighter
Don't have to believe ya

Life can be a bitch at the best of times
I've gone a little crackers in this world of mine
People say I'm playin with a half a deck of cards
But its my hand and its my yard.

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10. Voluptuosity
Club fucked at quarter to four
I can not dance no more
Change the channel time to breathe
Time to find some sympathy

Low cut at my three o clock
Dressed in illegal stock
Caught the eyes took my hand
Whispered words I'll never forget

"Slap me up baby slap me up up baby
put me on the ground, make me howl like a hound honey
Rub-a-dub ducky rub-a-bud run a mucky
There aint nothin like love from the pound doggy"

Back room in the candle light
Suck face so much to bite
So much to have and grab
Bowzer C, candy beans In this big breasted machine
Voluptuosity whispered words that set me free

"Slap me up baby slap me up up baby
put me on the ground, make me howl like a hound honey
Rub-a-dub ducky rub-a-bud run a mucky
There aint nothin like love from the pound doggy"

I'm lost in the stars the air is red as mars
And I love everybody
And I know my heart is running without my brain
But I dont care, let me do it again

"Slap me up baby slap me up up baby
put me on the ground, make me howl like a hound honey
Rub-a-dub ducky rub-a-bud run a mucky
There aint nothin like love from the pound doggy"

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12. Rain Rain
If you're cheatin cos you need a little healin
And your baby's all strung out
Time for leavin and a little verbal heavin
Cos the truth will leave no doubts If you're lazy, the futures looking hazy
And you've butt tattooed your couch
Find a lady to drive a little crazy
Cos its warm in a woman's love pouch

Rain rain rain fire every day
Take all your troubles and wash them all away
Let me tell you something
Cryin will do nothing cos tears are only powered by pain

If you're fired, you're job has expired
And you aint retired
No no
You aint dying, so lock away the whining
And the crying's got to go

Rain rain rain fire every day
Take all your troubles and wash them all away
Let me tell you something
Cryin will do nothing cos tears are only powered by pain

If you're crying to the sky and there's nothing you can do
To dry those eyes, have a candy bar
Pop the cork and have a drink and scream
Find a happy place, and give a little wink
In the valley down the alley of broken dreams
You got to mend them with love
To kiss your troubles goodbye
Give a little time to let the laughter arrive

Rain rain rain fire every day
Take all your troubles and wash them all away
Let me tell you something
Cryin will do nothing cos tears are only powered by pain

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13. GATSKCURT GABKCUL
Thgin tsal deeps emos deirt I
Thgin tsal deeps emos deirt I
ezeens neve tndid i dna deeps emos deirt I
Thgin tsal deeps emos
taht retfa kcarc emos deirt I
taht retfa kcarc emos deirt I
taf a teg neve tndluoc i tub kcarc emos deirt I
taht retfa kcarc emos deirt I
roolf eht no llip a deppop I
roolf eht no llip a deppop I
llirht tsrif emit tsriif llip a deppop I
roolf eht no llip a deppop I
lrihw a ekoc evag I
lrihw a ekoc evag I
dlrow nikcuf eht devas dna lrihw a ekoc evag I
lrihw a ekoc evag I
gnola lla top nikoms saw I
gnola lla top nikoms saw I
gnob lerrab elbuod a morf top nikoms saw I
gnola lla top nikoms saw I
yhcnum a rof yhsum a dah i neht
yhcnum a rof yhsum a dah i neht
em dehsurc nikcuf ylrean ti dna yhsum a dah I
YYYYHHCCNNNUUUM a rof yhsum a dah I
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